She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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