I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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