Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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