Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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