i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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