she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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