Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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