you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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