He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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