so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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