He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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