No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
