i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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