i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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