im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
this just has baby written all over it
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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