I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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