I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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