oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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