just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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