My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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