So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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