Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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