I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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