your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
where are my eyebrows?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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