he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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