There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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