love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
