don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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