Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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