Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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