have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
