I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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