I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
