she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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