in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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