why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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