with your own penis?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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