There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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