Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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