Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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