Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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