I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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