plz talk dirty to me
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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