Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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