Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
