Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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