she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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