Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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