she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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