i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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