so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Still dying that you shit outside
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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