That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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