Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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