hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
