I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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