We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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