yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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