it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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