Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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